The Mother of all Excuses

Yesterday I vacuumed, and when I went to my son's room there are clothes on the floor. You know what that means right? HE has to vacuum. So I told him to do it while I was at Parent Night at school.

SOOO I come home and find the vacuum in the exact same spot I left it.

When I asked this morning, why it wasn't done. Ya wanta know what I was told? I was having quality time with dad and we were bonding. (Words out of my very own mouth) YIKES!

Does he know how to play them or what?